Jimothy's Hobbies!

Now at this moment there is still confusion over who and what Jimothy is. So I will give you a image but i can't actually take pictures of him. Imagine this - Master Chief (from Halo) combined with these three creatures, an Orca Whale (or the politically incorrect 'Killer' Whale), an Octopus and most importantly...A Bear.
Hopefully right know you have a very good idea of what Jimothy looks like, and in most peoples minds...STOP THINKING OF JIMOTHY....ok we're cool..where were we..oh yes, and in most peoples minds Jimothy turns out to be this hideous creature..and in some senses he is, but there is a strange beauty that is fixated around him that makes you want to just learn to play guitar and make a super-awesome band (or you could play Guitar Hero(TM) (<-- :O its a bracket within a bracket...sorta like Inception(TM)). Jimothy's Hobbies are...Finger Painting, Playing Cards, Eating Ice-cream out of the tub, reading what I type as I type it to make sure I don't say anything bad, he enjoys long walks on the beach and watching the sunset from the dunes. Wait..aww this isn't EHarmony(TM)...sorry big guy.

Jimothy Explained!

Now Jimothy is asleep yet he is never really asleep..lets just say he is in a state of conscious flux, which allows just 7 people to think of Jimothy (excluding myself) at any one time. Any more and he will emerge from this flux and probably eat somebody so lets hope that this blog doesn't get to popular...but adsense...ooh that is tempting but no. Jimothy isn't just a creature, its a mind set, a way of life. If somebody says I'm feeling very Jimothy today, it means they are feeling Awesome and ready to kick some ass. Jimothy has abilities at his disposal that could end the world as we know....he can also do this really cool thing where he can turn cardboard into chocolate, and nice chocolate at that. So most would think that this 'Jimothy' character is magic, Intellectuals would think that he is some Scientifically created 'lab experiment gone wrong'...or maybe just gone really well. It depends upon ones point of view. Crap he is stirring stop thinking of him...STOP, STOP STOP....okay we're cool. I was trying to keep that a secret but now it is out. Yes Jimothy is right behind me. No I am not scared, but feel free to express your concerns in the comments below. The title says 'Jimothy Explained!'...and yes i know you all can read no need to be smart..but the truth is I don't even know that much about Jimothy, and I am less than 5 feet away from him. So I am sorry but you can use the comments space below, or maybe its at the side, or maybe its on the top...I really don't know but if you have any questions regarding Jimothy, please feel free to ask using the comment box or via Telepathic means.
I'm saying good morning from cloudy Dublin and Jimothy just grunted very loudly so I am going to stop talking about him for the moment. Bye-Ross...Snore-Jimothy...and Lorcan's still asleep so he will go with what Jimothy said.

Creation of an Omnipotent Creature named...JIMOTHY!!

Deep in the heart of modern Ireland, a creature of terrifying awesomeness is unleashed upon the world. The creatures name...Jimothy! His purpose...unknown! UNTIL NOW!!!
Jimothy Jones (<-- his full name) is here on Earth to help spread the word...The word that has puzzled scientists for Decades and Alien Creatures for Millenia. You wish to know the word i hear you say...Jimothy knows the word...I know the word...and even more controversially.....Peter Griffin KNOWS THE WORD...so for all you fun filled Family Guy(TM) Fans out there you know what I'm 'talkin' about...and if not Youtube(TM) it.
This is me, Ross, and my buddy, Lorcan, Liberators of Evil and Defenders of Awesomeness informing you, our legendary readers, that there is no longer any need to be afraid of the dark and need to waste electricity with a nightlight unless your into them and enjoy the nice ones with all the flowers on it, but that's beside the point, but also the point entirely. Jimothy Jones, a hero who has come out of the dark abyss unscathed, is here to save us...plus he says Hi and Bye.